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Look, protecting the world from the terror of Jihadists is serious business -- which is why we're not sure that rolling up on a Segway is the best way to get the Axis of Evil to drop its weapon / bomb / fanatic mindset... still, Jackie Chan will be psyched. Our suggestion? the electric unicycle.
Josh T: "Stop! Step out of the vehicle and agree to be my friend."
Don: "Don't make me lean forward and come over there."
Chris: "Do it... do it now! Get to the human transportah!"
Josh F: "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!"
Ryan: "Watch yourself, Frank, we're dealing with professionals. They've got a... car."
Darren: "So, um, is it safe to back away from this vehicle?"
Richard: "Yes, this would be more intimidating from a Humvee, but y'know, gas prices these days..."
Nilay: "Put the Roomba down!"
Thomas: "Quit calling me Ginger, I'm a day walker!"
[Thanks, Mike]
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在比爾離開微軟的那一刻,這位在個人電腦界呼風喚雨這麼多年的大人物是否流下了英雄淚呢?答案是肯定的。在一場微軟內部的歡送會中,現任CEO Steve Ballmer在發表歡送演講時也忍不住哽咽起來,他說:「你根本沒有任何方式足以表達對比爾的感激。比爾是創辦人,比爾是領導者,微軟就是比爾的孩 子。」他也提到在當初剛加入微軟一個月時,他其實是很想走人的。但比爾蓋茲拉著他喊著:「你還是不懂嗎!我們要讓所有家庭和所有桌上都有一台電腦!」這句 話應該很多人都聽過,讓我們在這感傷的一天再復習一次,並對比爾蓋茲在這件事的貢獻再次表達敬意。
